Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie censor their kids google searches

In the Jolie-Pitt household they have some special parental controls on their internet. Searching for mom and dad is not allowed and they have searching either of their names disabled.

Do they have their nick names blocked too? Like Saint Angelina?

If I have kids they are not going to have their hands on a computer until they are 18 years old...at least. Maybe 25.

XOXO
Jes...

Christina sings At Last at Etta James' Funeral

Christina Aguilera sung Etta James' famous At Last song at her funeral. She rocked it obviously.

That is not what I wanted to point out. I wanted to point out the fact that people in the audience had their phones/cameras out and were taping/taking photos of her while she sang...and then they all stood up and clapped after like it was a concert.

I have been to many funerals (I know a lot of old people) and it has never been my experience that people take photos or clap for performers. I don't even think I've been at a wedding where people have clapped for a performer. Seriously...it's very odd to me.

So what do you think? Tacky, or I am just overreacting?

Oh and also....what is on Christina's leg. I am hoping it is sweat and is picking up her spray on tan...but um...yeah - I'll just let you think whatever.

XOXO
Jes...

Pierce Brosnan in a Heritage Minute

I am not sure if you knew this, but Pierce Brosnan was in one of the Canadian Heritage Minutes...as someone named Grey Owl.

My best friend is super weird and likes to use Heritage Moments as part of drinking games...trust me, it really took people by surprise on our Vegas Vacation. Anyways, I do take note when they come on TV. I had never seen this one before today...and I was like WTF...Pierce is in a Heritage Minute. Insane. I must share.

XOXO
Jes...

Jillian Harris to host the Bachelor Canada?

Remember her? She bagged Ed, my all time fave, in her season of the Bachelorette, but then they broke up (as all people on this show do).

Jillian Harris is one of the few Bachelor/Bachelorette has-beens that still does stuff on TV. She was on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and now she does stuff for HGTV in Canada. So I guess...if the shoe fits.

I am just glad that it isn't going to be Chris Harrison, the host of the American versions...as he is the most irritating person on dating TV.

I would actually prefer someone snarky...you know, that would be ok with making fun of the contestants and the bachelor...and also stir up some drama. Someone like that guy from MTV Live (Darryl? Darren? Don?...too lazy to google it)...he is a complete dick, but for some reason people like him. That's what this show needs...a likable dick who makes fun of people.

Come on CityTV, don't disappoint me. (Or go with Jillian...she's aight).

XOXO
Jes...

Some other things I thought you would like to know...

A teacher vs. a 17 year old in a 'rap battle' in the UK. The teacher won...how the hell did that happen? He was horrible and sounded like he was reading a Dr. Seuss book. Lame.

Heidi Klum and Seal are splitting up due to his temper...I guess his giant dong is not longer enough for Klum.

Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo are officially out as a couple after Jason hurt his neck and decided life was short...maybe two semi famous people can make one really famous couple? Just kidding...that didn't work for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz either.

Johnny Depp and his wife are supposedly headed for divorce...not sure how people find this stuff out because Johnny Depp is such a mysterious fellow I wouldn't be surprised if he had a double life of a Romanian spy or something...so how do people get the good on his personal life?

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are also rumoured to be splitting up...they have been together since the dawn of time...or at least since the era of Jen and Ben...and that was eons ago. I will be sad if this happens.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are still dating...or at least publicity dating because the press is eating that shit up. I am depressed as hell...over that, and the cold weather. It is such a lame time of year.

Jennifer Aniston bought a new house...so obviously that means (according to some people) she is pregnant with her current boy toys child. Ummmhummm, and I buy a 40 of booze because I am going to share it with others. Think about it...that is just absurd.

XOXO
Jes...

Ferris Bueller 2? Honda No!

When this teaser first came out there was an internet buzz that they were making a Ferris Bueller 2...you know, later in life when Ferris f-cks off and doesn't go to work. Um hum...semi-believable. It's not like Matthew Broderick is really doing anything else...besides Sarah Jessica Parker like once a month.

But, unfortunately for those hard core fans, your Ferris days will have to stay in the 80s because this is actually a teaser for a COMMERCIAL...is this what life has come to? Teaser trailers...for commercials. Sick.

The commercial will air during the Superbowl and it will be for Honda. I am pretty sure most people watch the Superbowl for the ads and the halftime show. Since I don't have a satellite and don't get the American commercials and Madonna and LMFAO are performing at the halftime show I will happily pass on the festivities this year.

XOXO
Jes...

A Jojo comeback...hoochie style

Remember little Jojo? She was probably around 13 when she put out that single that we all remember "Get Out"...and we haven't really heard from her since. Ok, that's a lie...she has been in a couple hurting tween movies and that RV movie with Robin Williams (which I am assuming, legit people did not watch).

Anyways this photo was from a shoot for Vibe Magazine...it looks like she is trying to do the transition from teenager to adult the easy way...become a hooch and hope people forget your tween past. It works sometimes, but um...she still looks 12 so this screams child porn with implants. Sorry Jojo.

Creeped out.

XOXO
Jes...

Oh Joseph, Hey Jude

Joseph Gordon-Levitt sung Hey Jude at a film screening at Sundance. Um...

I love JGL...and the Beatles, but this sounds like something you would hear if someone who was half cut busted out a guitar at a kitchen party and decided to play a crowd favorite. He can somewhat sing and he knows the guitar basics, but I REALLY think he should stick to acting. He is way to cute to be tarnished by being a try-hard indie band member.

XOXO
Jes...

Snoops to Humphries "You Shouldn't have tried to Wife the Bitch"

Hilarious. How have I not seen this before. Snoop Dogg is a poet, philosopher and just an everyday stoner telling you how it is.

Snoop Dogg gives his take on the Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian marriage failure. His conclusion...that bitch is a ho and was never going to be a good wife. You tell 'em Snoop.

XOXO
Jes...

#NowPlaying: MG's Pick of the Week: Oh Hello's (Guest Post)

This song of the week has been decided since monday - that's how much I love it. I randomly stumbled upon it, and have been listening obessessively on repeat ever since. I take my musical addictions very seriously, and this song is no exception.

The Oh Hello's is a brother sister duo, which I find rather charming, from Texas. I love the folky sound. I love the twang. I love absolutely everything about it. Jes will probably hate this song (because I absolutely adore it) but I think the world deserves to hear this gem.

PS: If you love what you hear you can purchase their EP off of bandcamp for a price of your determining, which is pretty awesome - please don't be super cheap though, new musicians need your love and money!

MG
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OH MI GAWD!!! I like this so much I am putting it on my playlist right now. I haven't been so happy with something you have shown me since Bon Iver. For real.  

Or maybe I am just so happy about this song because I am not at work and it is now the song that will remind me of the weekend for months to come....no, I am pretty sure it is just rad.  

Good job MG. Is that 2 in a row?  

XOXO
Jes...

Howard Wolowitz is having a baby

The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and his wife Jocelyn Towne are expecting their first spawn in the spring.

I think Howard and Bernadette should have a baby on BBT...then Bernadette could stay home and take care of it and we wouldn't have to hear her annoying voice anymore.

XOXO
jes...

50 Cent makes a naked photo bet

The NY Giants have made it to the Super Bowl and 50 Cent has accepted a bet that, if lost, will have a nudey photo of himself going viral by the end of the day Monday Feb 6.

A person on Twitter (@MyBestAssets) bet 50 that the Giants would lose. If (she?) wins he will tweet a nude pic and if she loses she will tweet a 'boobs and face' pic.

Here is the thing...only Chelsea Handler wants to see his naked bits and is this really worth it for 50? Cause I am pretty sure he was the person that tweets his slut followers for naked pictures and 5 seconds later Twitter monitors need to do a clean sweet of the huss accounts because twitter.com has all of a sudden turned into sluttygirlstakenakedpicturesofthemselves.com Seriously.

Well...I guess it got us talking about 50 again.

Go Giants. I want to see if this shit goes down.

XOXO
Jes...

Blue Ivy...set for life?

Some reports are saying that Oprah has been named the Godmother of Jay Z and Beyonce's bb. Can you say 'set for life'...cause that baby can if her parents bite the dust before she is 18.

This is not confirmed and probably isn't true...if it is I bet Solange Knowels, who constantly gets forgotten because she is uber-forgettable, is probably pissed that she didn't get the coveted title. At least that would put her in the news for a day...that would be longer than any other time in the last 3 years.

Anyways...I really wanted to write this because I wanted to know if, even thought I am over 18...can I make Oprah my Godmother, emancipate myself from my parents and have her(money) take care of me? Cause that would be rad.

XOXO
Jes...

Hosting Wheel of Fortune Drunk...I couldn't do it!

Pat Sajak, the long time host of Wheel of Fortune, said that in the early years, Vanna White (the letter flipper girl) and himself would go and occasionally get drunk before filming the show...on margaritas.

I don't think I could down a bunch of margaritas and then watch a spinning wheel. I mean...maybe some shots of jacks or vod...but margies? Hell no. I would spew chunks on the contestants. I bet he doesn't get car sick either. Lucky ass hole.

I wonder if Alex Trebek does lines on the back of his dressing room toilet before asking contestants those stupid questions about their lives? I bet it is the only way he gets through it night after night. That is a drug dependency reason I can support.

XOXO
Jes...

Charlie Sheen thinks TAHM should end after this season

Charlie Sheen thinks Two and a Half Men should end after this season because the cast is being given shitty material to work with. The world stopped putting any value in what Sheen had to say ever since he said he was a rock star from Mars. But I agree with him.

This season of TAHM blows so hard that I don't even watch it. And you can ask my roommate...I watch A LOT of junk television...and when I can't even stomach it, you know it is horrific.

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Jes...