Sunday, April 13, 2014
The last single Backstreet Boy is no more: Nick Carter got married
WHY NICK, WHY?!?!?!
Side Note 1: Everything is a side note to my despair of the final single Backstreet Boy tying the knot. I would have even settled with Kevin. Or Howie. Like seriously - any of them with Nick and Brian obviously being my one and two (and AJ my number three either before the baldness or after the hair plugs).
Side Note 2: They got married in Santa Barbara on Saturday April 12, 2014. Her name is Lauren Kitt. I hate her...on principle. She's probably very nice.
Side Note 3: Aaron Carter wasn't there, he was at home planning on how he was going to win Hilary Duff over with no money and no future (this is, of course, sarcasm - he missed the wedding because of a plane malfunction and he tweeted Nick that he was missing it. Nick only gives his phone number to those in his inner circle, clearly. Sorry Aaron, move along.)
Side Note 4: Apparently none of the Carter clan attended. I believe they hate each other. My hopes of a House of Carters Season 2: Anchors Away where they live on a small boat for a month is 100% never going to happen. So many crushed dreams today. Life is not fair.
Side Note 5: All of the Backstreet Boys were in attendance. Bros for life.
Side Note 6: AJ's 17 month old daughter was the flower girl. (Side note to this side note: Why do people put babies in weddings when the human needed to fulfill the role has a purpose? The flower girl is supposed to throw things. The ring bearer is supposed to carry the rings - both things babies can't do. People need to check themselves. For real.)
Side Note 7: US Weekly said that Howie, AJ and Brian were at the wedding but failed to mention Kevin was there - LIKE THEY FORGOT HE REJOINED THE BAND. Rude. Kevin was there. He tweeted about it. Geez.