Conan is taking this government shut down seriously - just kidding, but he is making a pretty good joke about it. In this skit he polls assistants and other lackies in his office about who the non-essential workers are. Who doesn't do that much and could be eliminated.

"Jordan Schlansky."  - Office coordinator
"Why Jordan Schlansky?" - Conan
"I mean, I don't even know what he does." - Office coordinator
"He must be a real douche." - Conan

Is anyone else totally creeped out the Schlansky only makes eye contact with Conan once? I know he generally averts the eyes, but that was excessive.

I love the Jordan Schlansky skits. YouTube them. Conan is the best boss ever.

XOXO
Jes...