Dennis Rodman is the newest spokesperson for Pistachios. In the latest commercial Rodman, sporting pistachio green hair, is hanging out with a Kim Jong-Un look alike. WTF. I mean, I know why he is with a version of the North Korean dictator, but what the hell does that have to do with nuts? And clearly the secret to world peace is not pistachios if Kim blows you the f-ck up a second after you eat one.

(For context: See the season finale of VICE on HBO where VICE goes to North Korea with the Harlem Globe Trotters and Dennis to play a basketball game with the Korean national team. Dennis chills with Kim and makes a speech at the end of the game proclaiming them life long friends or something along those lines.)

Anyways, this is not the first ridiculous commercial/spokesperson the nut has hired. I think pistachios are going for the all time record of 'most ridiculous people hired to promote a product ever in the history of television commercials'. The line up of E-listers is kind of impressive...


The Prancersize lady (seriously. If it wasn't for her starring role in that John Mayer music video this would be completely shocking.)

Psy...after the hype, as he was on his way out into obscurity.

Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) ... sadly enough, their most legitimate hire.

Snooki...I think we were all relieved she didn't talk in this commercial.
Snooki - Pistachio from Victoria Kelly on Vimeo.

XOXO
Jes...