Two former American Idol contestants, Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo, got married yesterday.

Should you care about this? No. What you should care about is the awful garb the groom is sporting...I am confused. Are we at a graduation ceremony or a wedding? Why does it look like he is wearing the front part of an academic hood? Terrible.

Anyways, congrats to former reality stars getting married. I hope they procreate and convince TLC to start a Toddlers and Tiaras of Celebrity Parents edition. Just kidding. I'm going to hell.

XOXO
Jes...