Tonight the MTV Movie Awards underwhelmed. I was very excited to see my home girl Rebel Wilson rip up the stage...but she didn't own her jokes. There is nothing worse than a person who looks like 'haha, just kidding' after they give a zinger. OWN IT.

Then there was the weird opening where she sang The Climb and some of the people from Pitch Perfect sang Lose Yourself, Girl on Fire and Macklemore's Thrift Shop. At first I was thinking they were doing some sort of weird ode to shitting movie musicals, but then came the other two song and you were left wondering...what the hell is going on here? Maybe they just did it to confuse people so they wouldn't realize how awful the whole thing was.

Since Rebel failed me and the opening was poor, I had to find redemption somewhere else. Lucky for us, the first trailer for Catching Fire premiered, and it was superb. Everything, everything was amazing. I cannot wait for this movie to come out.

Other notable moments of the night included Adam Sandler dressing in his usual 'I could be a homeless guy' outfit, Will Ferrell pretending an Asian woman and two Asian girls and an Indian boy were his kids, Taylor Lautner failing at comedy with a fake belly after winning best Shirtless Moment, Robert Downey Jr. and Jennifer Lawrence winning awards and not showing up because, "Who f-cking needs the MTV Movie Awards we are so much better than that", Selena Gomez wearing a bindi pretending to be a Bollywood singer and of course Brad Pitt showing up only to promote his movie and indirectly make fun of anyone who wins a popcorn statue.

XOXO
Jes...