Thursday, March 14, 2013

Mama June gets a book deal

I just died a little inside. Mama June, Honey Boo Boo's mom, got a book deal. No word of a lie.

I don't watch the show, but from what I hear the woman doesn't have a firm grasp on the English language...how the hell is she going to write a book? Oh right, no one writes their own shit anymore...or it would read like the message Mama June posted on Facebook announcing this insult to authors around the world:

"Well we have some big news but can only share part of it drumroll please for all of u that love me mama june this is for u i am writing a book bout our lives it will b released on july 2 we probably be doing a book tour for this not sure when though and there is a presale on Amazon" (sic)

I can already feel my soul turning black and dying inside of me. *shakes head, stabs self in thigh*

XOXO
Jes...

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