Thursday, January 24, 2013

Out This Weekend

I hope everyone is planning on catching up with reviewing the Oscar nominees...this week does not look great.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Interesting twist on a fairy tale...not really interested, but I would like to point out that the guy who played the birthday kid Thomas in Project X is in this movie - he's in the trailer for about 2 seconds. So there's that.

A Haunted House
Because Scary Movie was not enough? Gawd.

Knife Fight (limited)
Well this looks interesting...and when I say interesting I mean Rob Lowe is hot and I wouldn't mind looking at him for a couple of hours.

Movie 43
You think this is a spoof movie because it looks idiotic, but then you realize it is a Valentine's Day/New Years Eve comedy morph and you brace yourself for a horrifying result. I mean, a straight up spoof film would be horrifying as well, but this may be too much. There is also 34 actors that you all know - most of whom are ridiculously famous.

Oh Jason Statham, always playing the lone wolf action hero with no emotion and some annoying amount of integrity. Seriously...I have seen this movie at least three times, but he was driving nice cars in those ones. And J Lo - a comeback? Ah, no.

My Pick: I think Movie 43, based purely on curiosity. I would probably see Knight Fight if it was playing in other cities besides Toronto.


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