Sunday, December 23, 2012

2012 Wrap: 10 Relationship Shockers

Every year celebrities hook up, get engaged, get married, split up and get divorced. It is an ever changing landscape created to keep sad and lonely people entertained...and housewives. Anyways, this year had the usual beginnings and ends, but which ones were the most surprising?

Here are my picks for the top 10 relationship stories that got me to mumble an OMG:


The Katie Getaway
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (uh sorry - Kate) were a match made in 'Tom Cruise Auditions a Wife' Heaven.  After years of dealing with the 'church' of Scientology and having a little mini Kate, the woman got up the guts to leave Tom high and dry. The divorce has already been finalized and Tom is off probably recruiting his next zombie wife.

Rihanna and Chris Brown back together
Stomach turning as it was - it happened. Their current status is 'complicated', but the fact that Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown after the incident of 2009...there are no words.

Reynold and Lively Wedding
NO RYAN! I shouldn't have been so surprised when I found out one morning that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds had a secret wedding in South Carolina, but I was. I was hoping that one day he would come around and figure out that these blond bombshell actresses are not the way to go. Tisk tisk.

Kristen Cheats
Was I surprised that Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on Robert Pattinson with an older married dude. Not really. I was, however, shocked that she let it get out BEFORE the last Twilight movie premiered. They have since got back together, which is not shocking - they still need each other to ride the Twilight thing to the end.


Katy and John Mayer - Twice!
Katy Perry rebound dating John Mayer...weird. Katy Perry and John Mayer breaking up...obviously. Katy Perry and John Mayer getting back together...mind blown.

Jelena Split
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up after two years of puppy love. They are in the same boat as some of the other couples on this list...cause we don't know if they have broken up for good, or if they are together or if the whole thing is still just one fake publicity stunt. Jury's still out.

Miley Cyrus gets Engaged
Miley Cyrus got engaged to her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth earlier this year. I'm not sure if it is because she was only 19 or because that is so opposite of her 'rebel Cyrus' phase. Still shaking my head.

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett split
This funny couple had been together for 9 years before announcing their split this year. They seemed solid. My belief in love for persons of the funny variety is dead.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim Kardashian rebounded from her 72 day marriage by dating a guy who is still known in my circles as King Douche, Kanye West. Was he thinking that if he dated someone that the entire world hated more than him that it would make him look better? Still confused.

Papa Joe and Mrs. Simpson split
Shocking that ma and pa of failed pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson got divorced? Not really. Shocking that it was supposedly because Papa Joe was gay? Um, yeah - just a little. (Less surprised after seeing this photo).


Taylor Swift's rebound
We all know Taylor gets around, but I was kind of surprised how fast Taylor rebounded from trying to wiggle her way into the Kennedy family to dating one of Britain's current pop gems, Harry Styles. Actually..I'm not. More shocking is that she only dated two guys this year. You're losing it Taylor.







XOXO
Jes...

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