Miley Cyrus collaborated with an Israeli dubstep DJ, Borgore. (Yes...that is correct.)

This song, Decisions, is about:

• Bitches eating cake...
• Bitches liking cake...
• Thinking you should learn how to bake if you want your own cake...
• Get away from my cake...
• I want all the cake...
• Step off my cake...
• I can't decide which ugly design I want on my cake...
• Let's all just waste the cake that I won't share by putting it all over our bodies...

Do these people not know that there is a fat person epidemic going on in America right now?! Way to endorse overeating. "But Mommeeeeeeee! Miley Cyrus got to eat THAT ENTIRE CAKE - all I want is this jumbo bag of Oreos right before bed. Life is so unfair! Humph."

Obviously I am kidding about Miley endorsing fat...I bet she doesn't even have a token fat friend. And THAT is saying something more than this song. You HAVE to have a token fat friend, right? Right. Either that or a friend with a gnarly uni-brow. Both serve the same purpose...humour obviously. You have to be funny if you have a less than perfect face or body. Ask Jonah Hill.

Woah rambling...there is no saving this post.

XOXO
Jes...