I heard a story the other day about a girl that got so drunk she pissed herself. Sick. Then I thought...did I miss out on my youth because I never got so drunk that I urinated down my legs? Was I not as big of a rock star as I thought I was? It was a pretty sad revelation...but then I saw this video.

This girl is a HAWT MESS...I would probably knife myself if I saw a video on YouTube of myself, trashed out of my face, getting into some random persons car in a parking garage, propositioning a guy and just being plain ridiculous. This video currently has over 1 million views.

How embarrassing.

XOXO
Jes...