I laughed so hard at this video...I cried. (Also...people still use chatroulette? Random.)

Taylor Swift is dating 18 year old Connor Kennedy...T Swift is a coug. Right on.

Kourtney Kardashian had her second spawn...just be relieved that Kim isn't generating a 2.0. Silver lining people.

Kristin Cavallari also had a baby...you won't be able to see that birth on TV though. Unless they had a Hills reunion for the occasion.

Ryan Lochte is a douche bag...he ain't no Michael Phelps 2.0, that's for sure.

Zach Galifianakis is getting married tomorrow...woah, I kind of pictured Mr G as a loner hobbit type for life.

Papa Joe Simpson got a DUI...what a dumb ass hole.

Randy Travis got arrested for a DUI...while driving naked...what a ridiculous ass hole.

Jonah Hill witnessed a woman giving birth in a New York City park today...grosssssssssssssss.

Stacey Kiebler is going to be hosting a reality TV show that focuses on food product inventors...holy hell, she is going to do something besides being George's arm candy. Interesting.

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Jes...