Yesterday was pretty upsetting as the world went on Snooki spawn alert when word got round that she was in labour. I stayed up until about 1:30 AM thinking that she would have popped the sucker out, but I guess that happened closer to 3 AM.

That's right world, Snooki's spawn is actually alive and breathing in New Jersey. Lorenzo Dominic is his name and he is a 6 pound little meatball.

Now is Jwoww gonna have a kid so this little guy can have a friend?

XOXO
Jes...