Friday, August 24, 2012

Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up

Supposedly the Katy Perry and John Mayer have ended their relationship...some are calling it just a summer fling and some are saying Katy is pissed.

KATY, if this is true, girl you gotta get your shit together. Stop trusting these skeezy looking dudes. Why do you have a thing for guys that look dirty and have long hair? Do you think by dating people who look like Jesus that they will act like him too? Get it together.

J May is the biggest man-slut ever...and everyone knows this. So Katy, don't go writing a song about this fizzled relationship...Taylor Swift beat you to it.

XOXO
Jes...

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