Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are ENGAGED

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY IN MUSIC!!!!!!

Did anyone even know that Avril Lavigne was dating Chad Kroeger? I was so concerned with his face looking like a vagina that I didn't even think that anyone would actually be dating him, let alone some other famous person.

People Mag broke the news today that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are engaged to be MARRIED. Are they kidding? No, they are not.

This is the most fantastically awful news I have ever heard. Avril's style makes me want to punch babies just as much as Nickelback's music makes me want to kick puppies. They are so perfect, why did we not force them together before?

I cannot WAIT to see these wedding photos.


XOXO
Jes...

3 comments:

  1. I was surprised when I heard about this last night.

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  2. ohhh dear.... its happening. but what about Bizzy D?? I was always hoping they'd get back together.

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  3. LOL! I love your way with words!! You kill me!

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