This weekend at the theatres there is one movie that is guaranteed to be someone in your city...others, limited or almost non-existent release.
What disease do they have? Seriously. I need to watch this movie just to find out.
Oh my Brandon Routh...from
Superman...to this. Yikes. A movie about lacrosse...I'm pretty sure there is a reason there hasn't been any of these made before (that I am aware of). And to solidify my thoughts of its suckiness...they used
Tubthumping in the trailer.
I couldn't even watch the whole trailer. This looks creepy as hell, but I am assuming that people who actually like horror movies will think it is stupid. Just a guess.
Wes Anderson has done some weird movies, most notably
The Royal Tenenbaums, and this one looks like it fits the mold. But the cast looks uber legit. Willis, Murray, Norton, and Schwartzmann. Stellar.
WhatthegoodfuckingmotherofbabyJesusfuckingGod. Now I can't swim in pools based on this f'ing preview. Piranahs going into swimming pools through drains?! That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, but also the scariest and now I won't be able to swim in a pool for another 10 years (oceans and lakes were on my no list years ago).
Does anyone else wonder why she is having a bath in glue, or milk, or whatever that is? Very odd. This movie looks pretty dope, minus the fact that Kristen Stewart is playing Snow White, which sucks balls. But hey, I didn't despise Scarlett Johansson in
Avengers so maybe I will like Stewart in this? Or not.
My Pick: The only movie that will be released everywhere is
Snow White and the Huntsman...but I would suggest trying to get in on the
Moonrise Kingdom action if you can.
XOXO
Jes...
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