Thursday, May 31, 2012

Movie Madness: Out This Weekend

This weekend at the theatres there is one movie that is guaranteed to be someone in your city...others, limited or almost non-existent release. 

A Beginner's Guide to Endings (Limited)
What disease do they have? Seriously. I need to watch this movie just to find out.

Crooked Arrows (Limited)
Oh my Brandon Routh...from this. Yikes.  A movie about lacrosse...I'm pretty sure there is a reason there hasn't been any of these made before (that I am aware of). And to solidify my thoughts of its suckiness...they used Tubthumping in the trailer.

Lovely Molly (Limited)
I couldn't even watch the whole trailer. This looks creepy as hell, but I am assuming that people who actually like horror movies will think it is stupid. Just a guess.

Moonrise Kingdom (Limited)
Wes Anderson has done some weird movies, most notably The Royal Tenenbaums, and this one looks like it fits the mold. But the cast looks uber legit. Willis, Murray, Norton, and Schwartzmann. Stellar.

Piranah  3DD (Limited)
WhatthegoodfuckingmotherofbabyJesusfuckingGod. Now I can't swim in pools based on this f'ing preview. Piranahs going into swimming pools through drains?! That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, but also the scariest and now I won't be able to swim in a pool for another 10 years (oceans and lakes were on my no list years ago).

Snow White and the Huntsman
Does anyone else wonder why she is having a bath in glue, or milk, or whatever that is? Very odd. This movie looks pretty dope, minus the fact that Kristen Stewart is playing Snow White, which sucks balls. But hey, I didn't despise Scarlett Johansson in Avengers so maybe I will like Stewart in this? Or not.
My Pick: The only movie that will be released everywhere is Snow White and the Huntsman...but I would suggest trying to get in on the Moonrise Kingdom action if you can.


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