Thursday, May 24, 2012

Movie Madness: Out This Weekend

I haven't been paying attention lately, has Avengers still been making enough money to bail America out of debt or what? This weekend will be taken by Will Smith time traveling to see Josh Brolin act like Tommy Lee Jones.

Chernobyl Diaries
Aw Jesse McCartney, why are you not in something I would watch!? From the creators of Paranormal Activity, absolutely not.

Hysteria (limited)
The creation of the vibrator? I think Hugh Dancy is friggin adorable, but what the hell is this?

Jesus Henry Christ (Limited)
I want to see this, for the simple fact that this 8 year old is calling his mother by her first name. Balls.

Men in Black III
You know what really sucked? Men in Black II. Let's hope Willy doesn't have a repeat.

My Pick: I have no idea how limited this release is...but I would totally be down with some child genius in Jesus Henry Christ.


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