Thursday, April 19, 2012

Movie Madness: Out This Weekend

This weekend we have some romance, some animals and a mostly African-American cast movie that is NOT made by Tyler Perry...shocking. I'm gonna say The Lucky One will give The Hunger Games a run for her money...but THG may come out on top for the 5th week in a row.

Chimpanzee
I think it is safe to say this movie appeals to me as much as getting hot wax shoved up my ass. All this tells me is that Chimps are totally cool with deserting their own babies. Nasty animals.



The Lucky One
Ah Nicholas Sparks. Get ready for some cookie cutter Sparks loveliness. For more see below...my letter to Zac Efron.


Think like a Man (limited)
A movie about African American people not made by Tyler Perry...I am actually interested in seeing this. More so because I can get behind a movie that doesn't have the producers name in the title...oh, and Turtle is in it...and Chris Brown plays himself.



To The Arctic
What is with the nature documentaries coming out this week? Overload. The only way you could get me to watch this is if you promised me I would see Sarah Palin coming out of an igloo wearing hunting gear and then two seconds later get chased down by a polar bear. Because I don't think people are in this at all, real or Sarah Palin, I will pass.

My Pick: The Lucky One. I know I only gave it 2.9 Stars...but when put up against animals and Chris Brown...it can't lose.

XOXO
Jes...

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