It didn't help that the Academy decided to piggy back their theme this year on The Artist and the nostalgia of the theatre. I got it, but since I thought The Artist was over-hyped and blah to begin with you can imagine my disappointment when they based a 3 hour broadcast around it.
The show overall was one my Grandpa and all his friends at the retirement lodge probably enjoyed and the generations of people who come from the time of fast cars and movies with Michael Bay type explosions thought it was a giant snooze fest.
In part...it was one of the most boring telecasts I have ever seen...and I watch curling on occasion.
Overall here are my picks for the best moments of the awards:
Martin Scorsese drinking game
Carrying on their hit drinking game from the SAG Awards, Melissa McCarthy and Rose Bryne of Bridesmaids pulled out mini bar sized bottles of Grey Goose from their dresses and drank when someone in the crowd yelled out Scorsese. I love me a good drinking game...and if they were actually playing the whole night - those hussies would have been smashed.JLo's Nip-Slip
RDJ Tebowing
All of the nostalgic nonsense that was going on had a silver lining...Adam Sandler's track suit. Yeah, the actor with the most razzie nominations in one year was included in the "why I love movies" or whatever the hell that actor montage that played twice during the show. Since Adam doesn't dress up for anyone but Oprah, he kept to his t-shirt and track suit uniform for the taping. Hilarious. That montage made absolutely no sense with all those actors being pretentious and talking gibberish out of their asses. It was a complete bomb until Jonah Hill talked about crazy people that made movies. Then I was like "ahhh, I see." Thank you Mr. Hill.
Ryan Seacrest getting a dead dude dumped on him
Did you like these picks? No? Well imagine what the other 2.9 hours of the show felt like. Death.
XOXO
Jes...
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