Friday, January 27, 2012

Some other things I thought you would like to know...

A teacher vs. a 17 year old in a 'rap battle' in the UK. The teacher won...how the hell did that happen? He was horrible and sounded like he was reading a Dr. Seuss book. Lame.

Heidi Klum and Seal are splitting up due to his temper...I guess his giant dong is not longer enough for Klum.

Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo are officially out as a couple after Jason hurt his neck and decided life was short...maybe two semi famous people can make one really famous couple? Just kidding...that didn't work for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz either.

Johnny Depp and his wife are supposedly headed for divorce...not sure how people find this stuff out because Johnny Depp is such a mysterious fellow I wouldn't be surprised if he had a double life of a Romanian spy or something...so how do people get the good on his personal life?

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are also rumoured to be splitting up...they have been together since the dawn of time...or at least since the era of Jen and Ben...and that was eons ago. I will be sad if this happens.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are still dating...or at least publicity dating because the press is eating that shit up. I am depressed as hell...over that, and the cold weather. It is such a lame time of year.

Jennifer Aniston bought a new house...so obviously that means (according to some people) she is pregnant with her current boy toys child. Ummmhummm, and I buy a 40 of booze because I am going to share it with others. Think about it...that is just absurd.

XOXO
Jes...

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