So whose dick is Lana Del Rey sucking...or whose womb did she pop out of? Those are the big questions here because there is no way this chick is getting this much media attention for her music alone...she is pretty, but really, that can't be it.

I don't hate her tunes, I actually have been listening to Born to Die when I need something to play on my headphones at work, but not distract me. It's good shit, but I don't see the Nickelback, Black Eyed Peas, Katy Perry crew getting behind her...at all.

People can not really be that disillusioned that what she is currently producing is going to catch on in a mainstream kind of way. I understand that the underground-hipster type music becoming popular is very 'in' right now, but not this.

Anyways, I just thought I would share my thoughts on the matter since she is now in the mainstream eye after her so-bland-blandness-seems-like-fireworks performance on SNL last night.

XOXO
Jes...