Friday, January 6, 2012

Adele's got a new beau

Adele has been seen out in Flordia PDAing with a British charity worker named Simon Konecki who is apparently her new boyfriend. Watch your back buds.

We all know that Taylor Swift is the queen of serial dating and then writing songs about her devastating 'f-ck and chucks' by the likes of pimps such as John Mayer. If she wasn't such a naive slew she wouldn't have these problems, but that is a whole other blog post.

My point is that Adele is ALSO a writer of her own relationship trials. Unfortunately for her men she doesn't just write a single song about them, she tackles her ups and downs in the form of a full album. RE: 21. Now, if she was a ho bag like Swifty then I could see her narrowing it down to a single song, but she is not. Adele is a long term relationship girl.

So this new dude...he better be kind or you can bet the entire world, who bows at the feet of Adele's vocal prowess, will be in on the nitty gritty details. Simon...good luck my man. And if you are going to screw her over...please go out with a nuclear type explosion so we get an amazing album. (But don't...cause she is a nice girl).

XOXO
Jes...

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