Monday, December 12, 2011

Top 5: Worst Christmas Commercials of 2011

Christmas can be the most wonderful time of the year, but it can also be torturous with the outpouring of cheesy horrible holiday commercials. Some are good, some are super sickly sappy and some are just terrible.  Of the ones I have seen, here are the worst.

T-Mobile - 4G Wonderland
What the hell are those little elves even doing? Nothing. What lazy f-cks. They are singing and holding up white drills but doing nothing with them. Then there is the song which is super irritating. And the pink and white elf workshop. Please, Santa would shank you.

Tommy Hilfiger - House Party
This commercial makes me want to go out and find a rich preppy-hipster person wearing a sweater vest and punch them in the junk. This is the douchiest pajama party I have ever seen. Who the f-ck wears sunglasses to a pajama party? If this is how the 1% lives, then I will let them keep their money. Ass holes.

Joe Fresh - Nordic
This commercial tells me nothing. The only thing I got out of this is that Joe Fresh probably has some good prices on sweaters for your ugly sweater party. I can't be the only person who wants to kick over my Christmas tree every time this commercial comes on (or change the channel, either or).

eBay

What an ungrateful little hobag with fugly hair. Christmas is the season of disappointment and receiving crap that you won't ever use. How dare she call out her Aunt for the lame gifts she gives while she is in the middle of making her another one. I am one rude hussy, but I wouldn't even dream of this. In reality her dad would have put her head through the piano...or maybe that is just in my house, but whatever.

Hyundai - Assurance
This one wins for worst song and most irritating voice. I am sure this chick can actually sing when she is not rhyming garbage, but...gross. I hate her. And what the hell is this...the holidays worry you so you are glad you bought a Hyundai? Why. Are they great winter vehicles? You have a 10 year warranty? Who the hell has a cheap car for 10 years (besides an 80 year old who doesn't drive)?

XOXO
Jes...

5 comments:

  1. Might need to add the Walmart screaming girls in matching PJs commercial to this list - like nails on a chalkboard.

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  2. Bad commercials are why I tivo everything and then fast forward through the commercials. I hate the shirtless guy with ski goggles in the Tommy ad! That ad would have been totally improved if the basset hound would have pulled the plug half way through and then released a pack of wolves on the house. Poor basset hound having to live with crap like that.

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  3. Don't forget those two awful commercials that change the lyrics of "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year."
    1. The first one is for Nissan
    2. The worst of the two are the dancing prancing carollers through the mall for TJ Maxx, Marshalls and Ross. The guys especially sing and sound effeminate.

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  4. I agree - Hyundai - Assurance - the WORST. I cringe and mute the TV every time this commercial appears. This is what really make the holiday season so annoying!
    Die Commercial Die:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpvS5VyrOVQ

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  5. Hyundai, the absolute worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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