Monday, November 28, 2011

Some other things I thought you would like to know...

"But, um...it's a funny story." They say that now, but some cops would have gone trigger happy on their asses...and in the States, you never know. What a gong show.

Prince William and his rescue team saved some Russian sailors shipwrecked off Ireland...in other words, Prince Willy does his job.

The BC Lions won the Grey Cup Sunday in an exceedingly boring game against the Winnipeg Blue Bombers...the city of Vancouver breathes a sigh of relief...not because anyone would riot over the CFL, but because they wouldn't want to be known as the city that choked twice in one year.

Lily Allen had a baby girl...if at first you don't succeed.

Selena Gomez is going to be a big sister...since when do people care about the kids that celebrities families are having? That is ridiculous...sorry, you didn't need to know this. I just wanted to bitch about it being irrelevant.

Breaking Dawn is still making millions at the box office...it is also being toted as the 'best Twilight film yet' in hopes that people who saw the first three and left wanting to slice their jugulars will be enticed to endure the fourth.

Cher and Nicki Minaj got in a Twitter fight/misunderstanding...the Twitterverse is so ridic it makes me want to go to the nearest high school and throw some tiny kid into a locker. When will celebrities learn to take that shit off line? We are not in high school anymore...well, at least I'm not...not so sure about Cher.

Paris Hilton bought herself a $300,000 Ferrari as a 'black Friday' gift...while I, on the other hand, can't seem to scrape enough money together to buy a book shelf from Ikea. The injustice.

The NBA has finally come to a tentative agreement with the Players Association that would end their 5 month lockout on December 25...great, just in time for the day when everyone should be doing other things besides watching sports.

There are talks of a Dawson's Creek reunion...I am all for remembering the past, but some things should stay there and never come into the future. The only reason I would like to see a DC reunion is for James Van Der Beek...dude needs a comeback ASAP.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is 6 months pregnant...I feel like someone should have pointed this out previously. Must have missed it.

Anne Hathaway is engaged to her actor boyfriend Adam Shulman...cute. I want a happy ending for Annie.

XOXO
Jes...

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