Wednesday, October 12, 2011

So Ryan Gosling is to Blame for the Tiger Woods Hot Dog!?

Oh dear Lord.

Did you hear about the dude that threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during the Open on Sunday? I didn't think it was anything to raise an eyebrow about. They throw octopuses on the ice in Detroit for crying out loud, but since it is Tiger Woods and the entire world is fascinated by him now that they found out he is a sexed crazed male (shocker) his every move is now documented. 'Tiger goes to the grocery store!" "Tiger plays golf!" "Tiger gets lap dance by 7 year old Filipino sex slave!" Leave the poor man alone.

Anywhos. So a guy threw a hot dog at him on Sunday and was then asked later why he did it. His response is the best excuse I have heard in a while and I may be forced to use it next time I feel like lashing out and throwing rotten eggs at old people as they go for their early evening strolls.

“I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie ‘Drive,'" Kelly said. “As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, ‘I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.'

For those of you who didn't know...Ryan Gosling was the star of Drive. He was the courageous and epic one...thus, he is to blame for the Tiger Woods hot dog fiasco. Hilarious.


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