Thursday, September 8, 2011

Reese Witherspoon fine after being hit by a car

Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car this morning while she was out jogging. The driver was an 84 year old woman who hit her when she was crossing the street.

Old people and their terrible is ridiculous. I would like to suggest mandatory driving tests for all people who are classified as 'seniors.' As soon as you start getting the old people discount we should assume that your body is decaying and your need to be tested increases. They should be tested every couple of years.

Agh. The elderly.


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