Thursday, September 15, 2011

Movie Madness: Out This Weekend

So this weekend we have a couple of good ones coming out and one old one making a reappearance. BALLING!

Drive
Reasons why this movie will be better than the Transporter (which it basically is). 1. The driver is not bald...no offense baldies, but I prefer hair. 2. Ryan Gosling is hotter than Jason Statham...and that is not because he is not bald, it's because he is Ryan Gosling. 3. It looks more dramatic...it is a little more than screwing a chick in the back of a car, racing down the street, and kicking the crap out of meat heads.

I Don't Know How She Does It
Sarah Jessica Parker's voice annoys me. If I see this movie that is what I am going to think the entire time. I could watch the entire Sex and the City series and not be as annoyed as I am just watching this one trailer. I do heart Greg Kinnear though...there is a glimmer of hope in ever movie (ok not quite...that was a very generous moment I just had there). Oh, and if you were wondering how she does it...my guess is a live in nanny from the Philippines - or somewhere in that vicinity.

The Lion King (...in 3D)
The mother f'ing Lion King on the big screen again. I am not so thrilled that it is in 3D (because these giant glasses can't handle another pair of giant glasses on top of them)...but I will deal with the pain to see Simba raised in the Circle of Life once more. It is only being played on the big screen for 2 weeks...so rush the theatre and give them your money while you can....it is like the movie is coming out of the vault, but you can't buy it later on Ebay.

Straw Dogs
I am wondering if Mr. Skarsgard was banging Kate Bosworth while they were filming this...cause I could see him actually playing a crazed psycho if someone was for real banging his woman. But really...this looks like a cheesy horror movie (as 'cheese' as horrors can get). I also think that she is somehow in on this whole thing...cause who would really like someone who wears Harry Potter glasses as anything besides a joke? Exactly.

My pick: Do you really need to ask? Throw back to the 90s bitches. Lion King all the way!

XOXO
Jes...

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