Thursday, September 1, 2011

Movie Madness: Out This Weekend

It's the long weekend betches! Commonly known as the last weekend of summer, but if the past couple day's weather are any indication - I'd say we already had that weekend. So if this cold rain garbage continues maybe it would be appropriate to go catch a flick. If not...get your ass outside and get one last coat of Snooki on that pale ass skin of yours.

The Debt
Hollywood is obsessed with making movies about war. That being said this trailer makes me want to see this movie...WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?! The suspense is killing me. Also, Sam Worthington is hawt. Fack.

Apollo 18
Ew. It is Apollo 13 meets Paranormal Activity meets 28 days Later meets a Transformers 3 type conspiracy theory. At the beginning of the trailer I keep thinking that eventually we are going to start seeing a normal film...and the film never changes. Headache.

Shark Night
Why did I just do that to myself? Note: Do not watch trailers for movies with 'shark' in the title produced by the people who made Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Hostel. I can already feel the nightmares coming on. Ugh....oh, and if you really want to shat yourself you can watch it in 3D. Enjoy!

Pick of the week: Is there really any other option but The Debt? Or the first 15-20 minutes of Shark Night...cause that seems pretty normal and funny. If all else fails hit up The Help or Our Idiot Brother. Both solid choices.

XOXO
Jes...

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