Thursday, August 25, 2011

Movie Madness: Out This Weekend

Colombiana
Well I have seen this one before. You kill my family, I waste my entire life trying to get back at you and in the end I kill you. And if the antagonist doesn't die I just wasted 2 hours getting prepared for a slaughter that isn't going to happen.

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
Do I really want to watch an entire movie of hoarse whispering voices? It's like a nightmare where you are being stalked by a life long smoker who is 5 seconds from having their vocal box removed. Other reasons this movie will suck: it's a horror, that little girl has no friends and Katie Holmes.

Our Idiot Brother
People that are this dumb generally piss me off (ie. any movie where Bill Murray plays an idiot). For some reason I find Paul Rudd endearing. Zoey Deschanel is hilarious and I just love that children get hurt in this movie for comedic value. Perfection.  Film negative: P Rudd's long hair.

My pick: Our Idiot Brother. Landslide victory in this decision.

XOXO
Jes...

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