Ashton Kutcher is going to be replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. I am not sure what his role will be as he clearly is not Charlie Harper 2.0, but he will be in the beach house. So what could he be...here is my guess.

Charlie knocked up a woman when he was 12 with his super sperm and 30 some odd years later his adult child comes looking for him. Unfortunately for Charlie Jr. Mr. Harper has just randomly and unexpectedly passed away from alcohol related problems. Jr. moves into the Malibu house with his Uncle Alan and his cousin Jake. Or Evelyn, Charlie's mother, had another kid that she didn't tell anyone about and he reappears into their lives. This doesn't seem plausible so I am going to go with the super sperm.

I also wonder if they are going to kill off Charlie or if they are going to be like..."Uncle Charlie moved to Europe" or something equally stupid. So many burning questions...obviously the biggest one is - will Two and a Half Men suck without Charlie. Answer...it will never be the same. RIP Charlie Harper.

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Jes...