Thursday, April 14, 2011

Zsa Zsa and Husband are trying to have a child through Surogacy?

WHAT. THE. F-CK.  According to TMZ, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prinz von Anhalt, was seen leaving a fertility clinic and said that he is paying close to $100,000 to have a child through a surrogate.  Now if this is not a joke, I am APPALLED. If it is a joke...good one.

A couple of things.  First Zsa Zsa is 94 and only has one leg. Not that I have anything against the legless, but at her age...not having a leg is like...well she might as well be a paraplegic. So there is that. There is the fact that she already HAS a kid who was born 2 years after the end of the Second World War.

You feeling this f-ckery? Her KID should not even be having a child, let alone her. Obviously she is not physically giving birth (in case you were unaware of the meaning of surrogacy) but that kid is going to be orphaned before it is even born. It will be a loaded orphan, but an orphan none the less. The upside is that Prinz is actually a year YOUNGER than Celine Dion's husband Rene...so he probably has a couple of years left on the clock. But still.

TMZ quoted Prinz as saying the following after his departure from the clinic, "It was always my wife's dream for us to have a child...I am so excited!! I hope Zsa Zsa is going to hang around for a while. I want her to hold the baby's hand."

Um...you know, if she wants to hold a baby's hand I think there are probably some people in your neighbourhood that could come over and let her hold their kid...you know for the next couple of seconds she is going to be alive...and if you and your wife were so dead set on having kids why didn't you? You have been married for 25 years!

That's it. After all of this I have decided...there is no possible way he was telling the truth. This is one elaborate prank. Thank God. I wouldn't be able to handle the truth if it wasn't.

XOXO
Jes...

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