So who are the 4 coaches? Christina Aguilera, Blake Shelton, Ceelo Green and Adam Levine. So if I could sing and I was going to pick a coach who would I choose? Well let's break it down:
- Blake Shelton: Something tells me that he is all about the country...so if I didn't want to leave the show sounding like a slightly more polished version of Miley Cyrus I would probably not go that route.
- CeeLo Green: CeeLo is pretty dope - but I can't take people seriously who wear sunglasses indoors. Also, I wouldn't want CeeLo trying to give me fashion tips...there can only be one peacock in the room and that is defs not my style.
- Christina Aguilera: Love Christina...but I don't really like what she has done with her voice in the later years and I would hate for her to try to project something like that on me. I would also be very distracted by the fact that she looks like an albino Snooki.
- Adam Levine: Adam would be my ideal, but I would be afraid that I would spend the whole time trying to figure out how to get into his pants and less time perfecting my vocal chops.
XOXO
Jes...
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