Ricky Gervais said that he was done with awards shows...but then Charlie Sheen happened and he changed his mind. He saw Charlies hilarious chat with Good Morning America and decided that he would host and this was his one condition:

OK. I will host The Golden Globes again, AND the Emmys, AND The Oscars if I can do it with Charlie Sheen. I mean it. I'd write some gags like always, intro the presenters, then after each acceptance speech I'd just chat to Charlie, who would just be sitting in an arm chair smoking, about what he thought of the result. He'd just say what's on his incredible mind. It would be fucking amazing.

I agree Ricky...that would be f-cking amazing.  I can see Charlie's responses now..."If I was in that role I would have blown your f-cking mind. Your faces would have melted off at how bitchen I was. You couldn't handle my level of greatness." (In response to Best Actress).

UPDATE: Told you so.

XOXO
Jes...