Oh man...I am just going to pretend that she is trying to look horrible. It wouldn't be a stretch since the girl showers probably once a month and wears animal faces around on her head.

This is the most unflattering bikini I have ever seen. As far as I know, Ke$ha is not a mammoth, but this picture says otherwise... 

This actually looks like a horrifying thing that J Simpson would wear....except she would fill out the boobular area.

XOXO
Jes...