What will Charles come up with next...I am pretty sure it is somewhat illegal to hold job applications for a hooker (aka Goddess) Charlie Sheen has come up with the next best thing. An intern.

Team Sheen is looking for a Social Media Intern. This is not a joke. There is an application (with a 75 character word count...less than Twitter).  I am pretty sure everyone and their grandmas are going to be applying for this just for kicks. This is what the description says:

Deadline: March 11th, 2011
Position: Full-Time, Paid
Timeframe: Summer 2011 (8 weeks)

Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern! This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers. You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.

First of all I am glad the position is "Paid." Second...the position is for the summer, which means by the time you actually are supposed to start working Charlie may be 1) on to different things 2) back on the crack or 3) dead. 

Apply here.

Please tell me if you apply for this and if you get a call back...I am curious to see how this goes down.
UPDATE: Charlie Sheen has officially been fired from Two and a Half Men. Which means...if you were applying for this internship because you wanted to get close to Jon Cryer you are out of luck.

XOXO
Jes...