Rumour has it that John Mayer, 33, is hooking up with Canadian 90210 star Shenae Grimes, 21. WTF. Well at least she is older than Taylor Swift. But seriously J May...what happened? Oh right....he is a total pimp and bangs whatever he wants, that what happened.

A source says, “Shenae is telling friends that she’s having a secret fling with John,” adding, “They’ve hooked up a few times and talk and text, but John wants to keep a low profile for once.” 

 John just wants to hook up without having the world call him a douche after he breaks hearts.  I feel ya buddy.  Still love him.

XOXO
Jes....