Taylor Swift turned 21 recently so of COURSE it is only right that her boyfriend of 2 days buys her a $100,000 diamond bracelet to celebrate the fact that the young star did not run into any of the following before she became legal: a sex scandal, a coke habit, an alcohol addiction or a good live performance.

I'm a tad late, but happy birthday Taylor. Remember this bracelet after you and Jakey break up and you think about writing a song about him.

UPDATE: Jake's peeps say this didn't happen. Good...that was an insanely excessive gift for a 2 second couple. 

XOXO
Jes...