Reasons I will Not the The Runaways

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning star in The Runaways that is coming out in the very near future.

Reasons I will not go see this movie:

• There is no actress more annoying than K Stew and I am not a masochist.
• I have no desire to see Dakota Fanning acting in lingerie playing a sexy jailbait singer. She looks the same as she did when she was 8 and it is just plain creepy - as is a 15 year old singing in a corset.
  
• Stewart rocked the Joan Jett mullet for the last year...I don't need two more hours of it.
• I am not a fan of Joan Jett, so shoot me. She also rocked a mullet...maybe better than Stewart...but never the less, it was still a mullet.
  
• Kristen Stewart has recently said in the media that no one has asked her yet to host Saturday Night Live. Well obviously not...you are the WORST public speaker known to man kind. You dropped your golden popcorn at the MTV Movie awards and you couldn't even do a 30 second introduction at the Oscars without coughing into the mic. They don't want you!
  

Ok so the last one doesn't really have anything to do with the Runaways, but I just wanted to say that and not devote a whole post to it. So basically I hate Kristen Stewart so I won't go see the Runaways (plus it probably sucks).

XOXO
Jes...