James' Skeletor Wife

So last night I tweeted "I feel bad for James Cameron's dying wife...she is wasting away in front of us and his Ex just won best director. Not her night."

Some of my followers actually believed me and asked me what she was dying of. Well she is dying of malnourishment clearly. Look at this woman. Cure for her disease...carbs...McDicks...KD. Or maybe even an avocado...cause it looks like she has been living in the Alaskan wilderness for a decade and has finally come home.

James...throw her a bone, with some meat on it.

XOXO
Jes....