I am so Over You!

It has been quite a year on the Celeb front. The death of MJ, Tiger's fall from grace, Interrupting Kanye, and Rihanna getting Chris Browned. But there are some faces that I hope to see less of next year...MUCH less...like, in a fantasy land I wouldn't even remember that they existed and I would never hear about them again. There are many that could have made the list, and some that should have...but here you have it: The 10 People I Can Live Without

10. Jonas Brothers
Even the JoBros are sick of themselves...Nick Jonas just stared his own band and who knows what the other ones are up to. Their TV show sucks...a lot (yes I test everything out at least once) and their die hard fans are turning to the likes of Canadian 15 year old Justin Bieber for their new wall posters. It may be the end of an era. Sad face for the JoBros, happy face for me (Love Bug is one of the worst songs of all time).

9. Megan Fox
I was never a Fox Fan...ever. She has always annoyed me and with the release of Transformers 2 this summer, Megan Fox was shoved in my face 24/7. Spewing out random shit that just made her look like a complete tool in interviews was kind of her MO...let's not have a repeat...shut that trailer trash up already.

8. Samantha Ronson
The huss is all over the tabloids every second of the day...and who the hell is she? She is the girl (she looks like a dude to me, but whatever) that Lindsay Lohan decided to switch sides for. She is famous because she is dating Lohan...who is turning into the biggest has-been ever. So what does that say about Ronson.

7. Black Eyed Peas
Could one band make numerous songs that were so overplayed that every time I heard them I wanted to poke my eyes out? Yes, and that bands name is the Black Eyed Peas. Boom Boom Pow, I Gotta Feelin, and Meet Me Halfway have got to be the most annoying songs of the year. One line sung over and over...and over and over and over again is not a song, it's nails on a chalkboard. Damn you radio stations for brain washing the mass public...I won't even get started on Nickleback.

6. Robsten
These two are out of the spotlight for now...and we all know they will be right back at taking over all the blogs, papers, and magazines come May for their summer release of the next horrific film in the Twilight Saga. The only good thing about these two is Kristen Stewart hands me ammunition every time she steps out in public. I hope she has a mullet again in June. That was so easy. As for Robert...well sorry ladies, but he is just not that hot and going around telling people that you don't like to shower is not gaining you any brownie points with me. These two dirt bags belong together...and out of the spotlight (they would probably like that better anyways).

5. Taylor Swift
Talk about over kill. I am a Swift fan, but as her giant Swifty fame grows my loyalty falters. Should she have won the CMA's? Yes. Should she have won all the AMA's? No. Should she win the Grammys in January? No. Will she? Yes. Taylor you are dealing with a giant case of over saturation. Your situation is almost as annoying as Tiger Woods banging 9 women who were not his wife. Go into hiding. Trust me, it's needed.

4. The Kardashian Sisters
Keeping Up with the Kardashians...why the hell would I want to do that? Who are these chicks? The closest they come to fame for me is that their step brother is Brody Jenner and that is f-cking pathetic. Three spoiled rich sisters out slutting it up with basketball players and sick greasy haired guys with the last name Disick does not interest me and I am ashamed that it interests other people. Fame whores, every single one of them.

3. Jay Leno
Leno used to be dope...used to be, you know...when his show was Late Night...now he is just super lame. I think he knows it too...I feel him rolling his eyes at his own terrible jokes while wishing that he was at home polishing one of his 5,000 cars. Maybe you should have just left when you were on top Jay. Now you will just be remembered as a loser who couldn't make anyone laugh.

2. Heidi and Spencer
The most annoying couple on the planet should not need an introduction. I don't know what exactly it is that these two claim to be doing for the world while breathing all the good viable air, but someone has got to shut these two up. Next year I hope to see less of Speidi and I am sure Al Roker feels the same.

1. Jon and Kate
Now that these two have divorced do you think that the media frenzy will stop? Probably not. Jon went from "that poor guy who gets bullied by his wife" to "that giant douche bag who doesn't give a shit about his family." Kate went from "that raging bitch with 8 kids" to "that raging bitch with 8 kids and no husband." It's over folks, now let's all just move on.

Well there you have it. Santa now has my wish list and I hope he scrubs the media clean of these freaks for a good long while.

XOXO
Jes...